1. The power went out right after breakfast, and naturally everyone had an “emergency”, so my co-teacher took students to the bathroom with a flashlight while I taught.

2. One of my students received a five-day suspension after head butting the principal.

3. Another student had an asthma attack and was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance.

As a member of my grade team put it, “It’s crazy town up in here.”

I kind of like this crazy town, though.